This sucks.

I already don’t like this

I miss my beautiful, sad, depressed girlfriend.

Sometimes, I don’t know how I feel about anything.

Girl, I like the skin stretched over your bones.

I hate my life. All I do is work and get drunk then wake up at like one in the afternoon.

I wish I could show my girlfriend how much I love her

I wish things weren’t so expensive

I wish things weren’t so expensive

Hey Tumblr

Quit showing me posts for “The Bachelorette”. I don’t watch that garbage. Find a significant other the real way.

iamawinrar:

I’d like to high-5 your butt.

I always wonder how long my beard would be if I never shaved it. I miss it :(